May 2013
twerkinturtle:
do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
drunkwarrior:
boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
gnarly-gnat:
imagine every time you had an orgasm you laughed like the pillsbury doughboy
whores:
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
bluestiel:
sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
hungarian:
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!
swiftingthrough:
cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
tupacabra:
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
p-erdis:
I like well-dressed boys but I also like naked boys do you see my problem
